Breaking News: Cutetropolis Police have finally apprehended “Slippery” van Pelt, the notorious fugitive pearl thief who evaded capture for eight months.

Breaking News: Cutetropolis Police have finally apprehended “Slippery” van Pelt, the notorious fugitive pearl thief who evaded capture for eight months.

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Van Pelt? Is he related to Linus and Lucy?
*hears piano music*
He’s the uncle no one discusses, except in whispers when the kids are sleeping. We don’t talk about Slippery, no no, no.
I think s/he wants uppies.
Ok okay! Ya got me, I’ll come quietly.
“These charges are a bunch of abalone!”
** snerk **