Before I tear into my birthday feast, I want to point out that tomorrow will be the one-day anniversary of my birthday, which is traditionally observed with a plate of hot dogs. And then the day after that will be the one-day anniversary of the one-day anniversary…

Happy birthday, by Lee Cannon, licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0
I’m not saying that we’re spoiled per se, but maybe?
As one this cute should be.
That dog knows how to celebrate!
Don’t eat the candle!
Too late.