Background: Formerly of the Fifth Worcestershire Mouseketeers, the Colonel has retired to his country estate, home to his priceless collection of antique candlesticks. Handy with a pistol.
Guilt Probability: 75 percent.

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Mike, assume all is ok with you? We love you and thank you for sharing the Colonel with us!
Any being with a moustache and ear tufts like that could never be guilty of anything. Unless itβs guilty of being cute.
Great to hear from you, Mike.
Isn’t that a real live gremlin?
Oh, god, don’t get it wet!
How can that be real!! I laughed so hard at the picture after the scroll down. That is THE most impressive moustache I’ve ever seen on a cat. Then the ear tufts! And the curly fur! And look at those whiskers!
Yes that is a most impressive moustache!
Does he sell oatmeal as a side gig?
Yes he does look a bit like Wilford Brimley LOL!!
Might have done murder in the study using that revolver. Or possibly a lead pipe.
Welcome back, Mike! We missed you.
I dunno, he’s a cat…it was probably the lounge.
I think it’s a stuffie. Can’t possibly be a real cat.
Good to hear from you, Mike.