Look, if I absolutely must wear the Cone of Shame, does it have to look like this? I look like I’m waiting for the rest of my clown suit to come back from the cleaners.

No, you did this to yourself, by mendhak, licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0
Look, if I absolutely must wear the Cone of Shame, does it have to look like this? I look like I’m waiting for the rest of my clown suit to come back from the cleaners.

No, you did this to yourself, by mendhak, licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0
Looks kinda comfy, actually. Better than the plastic martini-glass look…
That one looks tippy. Or tipsy.
I agree pink is also not my favourite colour but it doesn’t look too uncomfortable, almost like one of those travel neck pillow.
Lavender has a flower one for nail trims. She wriggles right out of it.