“Welcome, Mr. Bond, to my underground nuclear-powered ultra-secret supervillain lair. Unfortunately your visit will be brief, but before I have you killed, I shall describe at length my brilliant and foolproof scheme to enslave the world with catnip mind-control gas.”
I’m listening…
Please take over! I for one would welcome our new feline overlords with cheers and a tickertape parade.
That kitty is way too cute to be so evil.
That’s how they get you…
why do people STILL not read the EVIL OVERLORD list?
https://web.mit.edu/jemorris/humor/evil.overlord
An evil overlord with a plan. I’m not sure if I should be terrified. They’re usually not that organized or careful.
Also the maniacal laugh is really important. Ask Dr. Horrible.
Oh, golly. That’s old-school. And somehow I missed it. Thanks for the tip!
I will not turn into a snake. It never helps.
Look, all I’m saying is that if the job benefits include cuddles and health insurance, I’m up for taking over the world with catnip mind control gas
I’ll be the first to submit. This little tyrant can walk all over me, and I will feel honoured.
I want a big version of this for my adult babies.
I, for one, am terrified of the Power Point deck. {{{shudder}}}
Surely this meeting could have been an email.
Then I could cuddle with widdoo kitteh to my heart’s content!
I for one welcome our (not really) new overlords