Instinct and intuition — that’s what makes me a good lifeguard. Why, just the other day I saw someone swim right after eating! Luckily, my years of hearing random folk wisdom told me to spring into action!

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Instinct and intuition — that’s what makes me a good lifeguard. Why, just the other day I saw someone swim right after eating! Luckily, my years of hearing random folk wisdom told me to spring into action!

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It was you had to wait an hour after eating before swimming when I was a kid, I wonder who came out with this first.
That was the rule when I was a kid too.
Same here. We never listened to it.
My parents told me after I was older and had pointed out that the pool water was only three feet deep, that they adhered to the rule so that I would help with the dishes before going in.
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Here he comes to save the day!
What a perfectly timed photo!! Incomingโฆ..!!!!!
Black beans!
A split second after that photo the camera person got absolutely clobbered by about 80 pounds of dog. Ow. But also lol.
I heart the spready toes