Tales of the Improperly-trained Lifeguard!

Instinct and intuition — that’s what makes me a good lifeguard. Why, just the other day I saw someone swim right after eating! Luckily, my years of hearing random folk wisdom told me to spring into action!

A laboratory retriever dog leaps into a swimming pool, its paws outstretched towards you.
Don’t move! You’ll get a cramp! (Imgur)
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One thought on “Tales of the Improperly-trained Lifeguard!

  1. Georgiana September 4, 2026 / 2:36 pm

    It was you had to wait an hour after eating before swimming when I was a kid, I wonder who came out with this first.

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