The Best Defence

Yeah, that’s right — you better keep walking if you know what’s good for you. Look at me funny and I’ll have to come out there and bite your pant legs or untie your shoelaces.

A small dog looks through a rectangular hole cut into a fence. Above the hole is a sign reading "be afraid be very afraid."
And then I’ll get rough on you. (Imgur)
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8 thoughts on “The Best Defence”

  1. Duckie 🐥 September 10, 2026 / 3:02 pm

    Or I shall beat you into submission with my ears. Oh, what an ear whapping I could give you!

  2. allein 🐾 September 10, 2026 / 3:09 pm

    I am terrified.

    It’s hard to walk when they get your ankles…

  3. AJ September 10, 2026 / 3:32 pm

    I’m quaking in my boots over here. What an adorable lil criminal.

  4. debg September 10, 2026 / 3:49 pm

    Am I a joke to you humans?

  5. allein 🐾 September 10, 2026 / 3:52 pm

    Was trying to find out what the speech bubble says but I can’t find a picture of this sign on google image search.

    • ^oo^ September 11, 2026 / 12:24 pm

      “If you can read this… you’re already dead.”

      • allein 🐾 September 11, 2026 / 12:51 pm

        😄

  6. Georgiana September 10, 2026 / 4:20 pm

    Oh no! Not my shoelaces!

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