Flying for Dachshunds

With its sleek aerodynamic body, the typical dachshund should easily be capable of sustained flight. Follow these simple steps:

  1. With your ears upright, prepare to leap into the air.
Dachshund dog running with its ears high in the air
If an elephant can do it…
  1. Flap ears downward. Repeat until airborne.
Dachshund dog running with its ears downward
…how hard can it be?

Cleveland Oktoberfest 2025, by EDrost88, licensed under CC BY 4.0

Cleveland Oktoberfest 2025, by EDrost88, licensed under CC BY 4.0

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Care and Feeding of Your Endless Void

An endless void can be a great addition to your home, providing a useful way to dispose of household trash, table scraps, and incriminating documents. Although you may be tempted to scream into your void, please avoid this as they find it distressing. To keep your void happy and healthy, feed it dark matter once in awhile.

Overhead view of a cat bed with a pink trim and a black interior. From within the interior we can see a pair of cat eyes but no other details of the cat.

Flung into the vast nothingness of the submissions inbox by Andrew Y.

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Links: Tales of the Turtle Hunter

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Dachshund wearing a harness

And finally: Bienvenue รก Chez Fifi

Dana D. takes us to a different kind of cat cafe.

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Baby Bunny Cam!

When a Reddit user spotted baby bunnies in the garden, there was only one thing to do: set up a camera! (via Andrew Y.)

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