In this experiment I will attempt to demonstrate a relationship between length of an object and its height. For this experiment I have arranged my chew bones in order by length. Notice that when the bones are placed on end, the longer ones appear taller, which proves that length and height are related. QED.
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It is indeed a scientific fact that a lot of things can be reduced by chewing.
Coworkers, for example.
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Not, alas, my weight.
What a pretty dog! And on the evidence, extremely clever, too.
I have an opposing theory.
Fifteen years ago, I was 5’2”, and 120lbs. Now I am 5’ even, and I weigh considerably more. So, not only am I shorter, but if I lay down, I’m taller that way than when I was taller the other way, even with unchewed bones. Therefore, the theory doesn’t hold.
A portion of your height is soft tissue, like the disks in your spine. People in general are a little shorter at the end of the day than they are when they first get up. I hadn’t thought about it, but it wouldn’t surprise me at all if more weight made for a little less height, depending on how it’s distributed, even if the bones don’t change.
Was this research sponsored by the Institute of Questionable Science?? Pretty doggo too, love the blue eyes. And he looks so proud of himself for discovering these “truths”.
Is he getting his PhD(og) (aka dogtorate degree)?
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This is that same dog the cat was looking down on in yesterday’s post, right? What a gorgeous coat!