Sam Spayed, Private Catective!

The last light of the evening came streaming into my office, reminding me I’d gone another day without a client. Lean times like these, you’ll take any job you can get. Finding a priceless jingle toy lost under the sofa. Catching a human feeding another cat on the side. Or maybe somebody needs somebody else whapped. All the same to me.

A cat reclines next to a window. Sunlight through the window blinds cast a pattern of stripes across the cat's body.
Fifty bucks is fifty bucks.

2025-03_P6A3539 Sasha, by donalols, licensed under CC BY 4.0

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8 thoughts on “Sam Spayed, Private Catective!

  1. Georgiana November 19, 2025 / 1:50 pm

    All he’s missing is the fedora!

  2. fkaWaldenPond November 19, 2025 / 1:55 pm

    Kk, this is my favourite one of the year.

  3. allein 🐾 November 19, 2025 / 2:14 pm

    I’ve got a few people he could whap…

    • Dana November 19, 2025 / 3:06 pm

      Get in line….πŸ˜†

  4. AJ November 19, 2025 / 4:16 pm

    I adore the headline! And I’ll hire you to find which dasterdly doggo has been leaving their poop in my yard.

    • Ricky & Bibi's Mom November 19, 2025 / 4:49 pm

      I’m sure you know this, really, but it’s the hoomin who is dastardly. Doggos gonna doo-doo what doggos do. Hoomins are supposed to do the pick-up. I hope Sam Spayed helps you with that.

      • AJ November 19, 2025 / 5:03 pm

        I totally agree, their humans are derelict in their dooty duty. And as an added bonus, when he finds out who, he can whap away!

  5. DEBG November 19, 2025 / 4:53 pm

    I would like to hear more about Sam Spayed’s cases. Cat noir is one of my fave genres.

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