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Took a picture of my wife standing in front of a horse and now she won’t talk to me. 😖 pic.twitter.com/5GRoLc4x41
— Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 (@MikeBales) January 19, 2026
Thérèse B. combed the Internet to find this.
“Maybe she’s born with it — maybe it’s Neighbelline” Brilliant Mike! 🤣
I’m crying with laughter.
Wonder if that would work on me? My hair has been white for decades now.
My hair is starting to go gray…I haven’t decided if I care yet or not.
“combed” the internet?
** snerk **