Massachusetts, 1683: For the crime of “lascivious blepping, and other scandalous acts of depravity that may like cause offence among the publick,” Miss Hester Hysse spends the afternoon in the town stockade.

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Is she a witch? Does she weigh the same as a duck?
Monty Python for the win!
Did you dress her up as a witch?
Tongue Out Tuesday is as much fun as Wombat Wednesday!
I so needed this post, this was epic. “lascivious blepping, and other scandalous acts of depravity” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 After getting out of the stocks will she have to wear a scarlet letter as well?
I mean you can try to put a scarlet cone of shame on her, but I suspect Mistress Hysse will have some opinions on that and those opinions will come with claws.
“that may like cause offence among the publick”
Mike, I snorted an ice cube.
Allein, I weigh the same as a duck that is getting ready to hibernate.
Well, you are a duck so whatever you weigh is what a duck weighs…right?
Logically.
I mean, that’s just science.