Earth Diary, Day 216

Though my mission goes well, I have often longed for my home planet. Fortunately my observation subjects recently provided me with a subspace transmitter and interdimensional teleporter pad, believing them to be cheap plastic toys.

A cat sits upon a cat toy consisting of a round scratching pad surrounded by a track containing a small ping pong ball. A second toy is in the background.
They shall be spared during our invasion.

2 Years of Torvi, by Seclusive Nature, licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0

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3 thoughts on “Earth Diary, Day 216

  1. Georgiana August 28, 2026 / 2:40 pm

    I gladly bow to our new overlords.

  2. AJ August 28, 2026 / 2:57 pm

    Snerk, this gave a fit of giggles. And I too will gladly bow to our new feline overlords. Can’t be worse than what’s around now.

  3. allein 🐾 August 28, 2026 / 3:09 pm

    Note to self: if you ever get a cat make sure they have the proper interdimensional travel apparatus, if only to save yourself.

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