Squirrelympics! August 28, 2026August 28, 2026Not That Mike The Other Mike Sports News: Brendan Bushtail of Nutley, New Jersey has taken first place in the Squirrel Triathlon, an event combining scampering, tree-climbing and 10 meter walnut relay. Yum, first prize is delicious! the most popular restaurant in town, by Drew de F Fawkes, licensed under CC BY 2.0 Vote Up +10 Vote Down -0You already voted!Share: Email a link to a friend (Opens in new window) Email Share on Mastodon (Opens in new window) Mastodon You might also like...
Not fair! Second and third place should get nuts too!
For the record, yes, Nutley is a real town in New Jersey.