And finally: Speed Eating Competition
Speakers up for the nomming noises! (via Dana D.)
Links: Lead the Way!
Hamsters
General Treadmills
The trouble with you kids these days, you don’t know how good you have it. Exercise wheel? Ah, that would have been a luxury in my day. Back then, your mother and I got our cardio by running up a cardboard box! Uphill! Both ways!
お菓子の空き箱がランニングマシーンになるという奇跡がおこるwww
— 面白ツイート図鑑 (@snsnokyoufu) February 8, 2026
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Found by Andrew Y. on Ecchs
It’s Tocktober!
If it’s a bad day, or even a bad week,
There is some comfort you can seek.
To gaze upon a fluffy cheek
Will cheer you up when you feel bleak.
The humble buttock, you will find
Is Nature’s method to remind
Us all to relax and unwind
And never mind if we fall behind.
And soon, thanks to this tiny twerker
You’re feeling calm and less berzerker.
Just why do ‘tocks make us feel perkier?
Don’t ask me why; I only work ‘ere.
From top: LLama 'Tocks !!1!, by Ketzirah & Art, licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0, fluffy tocks, by Jessie Pearl, licensed under CC BY 2.0, stubby tail, little white feet, by robanhk, licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0
Nut in a Hut
Native to tropical regions, the Polynesian Coconut Hamster (domus testacea) adapts to its environment in a unique way.
Coco hamster, by Martijn Nijenhuis
Although it will occasionally venture from its protective shell…
Coco hamster, by Martijn Nijenhuis
It will quickly decide that was a bad idea and retreat to safety once again.
