Breaking News: Area kitten Yerms Fuzznarper has officially begun his ambitious attempt to set the world speed record for eating an entire coffee table. A spokesperson for Mr. Fuzznarper expressed confidence, noting “since there doesn’t seem to be an established record, he can take all the time he wants.”
“No need to thank me, citizen,” declared the mysterious stranger. “For wherever there’s injustice, I’ll be there. When good dogs struggle to climb stairs or run on their stubby little legs, that’s where you’ll find… The Caped Corgi!”
I want my kids to get some culture.
Hyperallergic, via Tara O.
I can’t stand not standing!
Love Meow, via Andrew Y.
An axolotl gets graffiti’d in this video found by Andrew Y.
He accepted his fate pic.twitter.com/akX64PeUhv
— NO CONTEXT HUMANS (@HumansNoContext) June 13, 2026
Human kids play thumb wrestling; baby elephants play trunk wrestling.
