Rabbit posts for Sunday
This evening marks the first night of Hanukkah, the Jewish festival of lights, lasting for eight days to commemorate the Hanukkah miracle, in which one kid snagged the entire pot of carrot coins by spinning gimmel eight times in a row.
I explicitly requested the rabbit room, and instead they booked me into the doggie suite. I suppose the cutesy little affirmations on the walls are helpful if you’re a dog, but we rabbits don’t need that sort of thing.
Sammy at the vet, by Nikchick, licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0
Most folks say he’s just a myth, but the locals in the sleepy town of Gator Giggle, Florida swear he roams these marshes, with thumps that can be felt for miles. So keep to the trails, and don’t travel alone, lest you encounter… the Giant Swamp Rabbit of the Everglades!
The Almighty Rabbit!, by Caitlin House
Andrew Y. shares a bun taking out the trash.
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The other kids say they have monsters under their beds. How come I don’t get monsters? I’ve always wanted to meet one, maybe with three heads or giant eyeballs. That would be awesome!
