It’s bad enough that raccoons wear masks like cartoon burglars and ransack your trash and make a big mess, but when they stick out their tongues at you, that’s the part that really hurts.

More funny than cute
In tonight’s main event, the Marmalade Mauler takes on the Tuxedoed Terror in a no-holds-barred battle!
The single most important factor in the game of Kittyball is the choice of equipment. The catcher, for example, must wear gloves that are sturdy and tear-resistant. This is because the kitty does not enjoy being caught.
It’s time to think small! As city streets become more crowded, big boxy cars are out, and the City Light Omni-Wheel Navigator, or CLOWNCar is the new way to go! Test-drive one today!
Mateo, by PentaxianK1ii