More funny than cute
In 1972, scientists at Extremely Important University discovered a sentence that when spoken aloud could induce unbearable levels of bliss in dogs. Containing the words “treat,” “walk,” “out,” “steak,” “car,” “xylophone,” and “squirrel,” the sentence is so overpowering that its only copy has been locked in a steel vault and all involved have been sworn to secrecy.
Every day, it’s the same food in the same small portions. And I think, don’t I deserve more? Do I have to play by their rules? Can’t I grab the things I want in life? And as it turns out, I can’t.
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Took a picture of my wife standing in front of a horse and now she won’t talk to me. 😖 pic.twitter.com/5GRoLc4x41
— Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 (@MikeBales) January 19, 2026
Thérèse B. combed the Internet to find this.
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