More funny than cute
Breaking Mews — Tragedy in downtown Cutetropolis was narrowly averted today when the Monorail Cat almost ran out of track. According to eyewitnesses, the cat was distracted by a shiny object and shot through the station. An alert passenger regained control of the cat by saying “pspspspspsps.”
I was dusting the sitting room when I noticed Lady Wilberfarb leave the stable after her riding lesson with young Roger, a farm boy just two weeks in our service. The Mistress must endure considerable jostling during these sessions, as she often emerges adjusting her hair and outergarments.
Scandalous, Andrew Y.
This weekend The Schlepmann Center for the Performing Arts hosts renowned hisso-soprano Anna Hysteria Whapp in recital.
Dang, that’s bowling night, Andrew Y.
Did you know that prior to the 1937 release of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, the seven title characters didn’t have distinctive names or personalities? Writers auditioned dozens of choices before settling on the now-famous seven, and naturally some did not make the cut.
That’s showbiz, Andrew Y.