Breaking Sports News: The Metal City Maulers soccer team is pleased to introduce its new mascot. “A tough team needs a tough mascot,” says head coach Hank “Tank” Flankplank, “and Chompy here’s not afraid to go for the, ah, gusto.”
Double Trouble
Funny
More funny than cute
Not… THE SLOSHOTRON!
You heartless monster! Torture me all you want, but spare my noble crew! They’ve done nothing but follow my orders!
Pawparazzi
Positioned discreetly on a bluff overlooking the Burpleville Municipal Golf Course, E. Bryce Schmeigler, renowned photographer for Humanwatchers Weekly, waits patiently for that perfect shot. Soon his vigilance will be rewarded as he captures a trio of middle managers observing their companion as he tries to wedge out of a sand trap after three martinis.
I’d definitely buy that issue, Andrew Y.
You Just Keep Me Hanging On
“This is all your fault, you know. You put me in the bedroom and told me to hang around here while you finished vacuuming. You should have just said ‘wait.'”
