“All right, someone’s been eating from my food dish and I can prove it! There are cat food paw prints all over the place!”
Kitten Gets a Clue
Funny
More funny than cute
Why the Long Face, Pal?
Hot enough for ya there, Droopy? If I didn’t know better, I’d swear your face was melting! Hey, you remind me I need to iron the laundry when I get home! Wait, you’re gonna love this next one…
Straight Talk From Your Cat
Look, I’ll level with you: You’re not my only human. I may sleep here, but I’m shaking down two other houses on the block for snacks and cuddles. A lot of us cats do it.
Um, You Go First
I hear those things are really scary and they have razor-sharp claws and huge teeth and they can run really fast and they love to eat small defenseless animals like puppies.
