“(I’ll bet he thinks he’s so clever by taking the big bed, but he played right into my paws. Now I get the bed next to the radiator, which will come in handy during these, er… these hot summer… um…)”
What a Hot Head
Funny
More funny than cute
All Power to the Shower
Cutetropolis is brought to you today by Meteor Shower Heads, bringing your bathroom into the 21st century with app-enhanced, AI-automated shower heads that control temperature, water pressure, and totally don’t double as a communications portal for your cats to reach their home planet. In fact, forget we even said that bit.
New From IKEA
Liven up your next summer picnic with the TÄTOSLAAD side dish ($5.95). Creates a delicious potato salad that’s sure to delight your guests. Some assembly required; includes hex wrench. Suggested accessory: MAYØ potato adhesive (99 cents).
I’ll bet it goes great with those meatballs, Andrew Y.
Cutetropolis Crime Watch
Shopkeepers in downtown Cutetropolis are reporting visits by racketeers known as the Calico Gang demanding payments of tuna for “protection.”
