More funny than cute
(People tell me “You’re a cat, you have nothing to worry about,” but why is that, exactly? Do I have powerful friends? Am I protected by a magic spell? Was I blessed with unnaturally good luck? Could I be cleaning up in Vegas with this power?)
I’m kinda worried about that cat, Andrew Y.
May 28, 1982: A cat named Inky confidently declares “Naw, bruh, I don’t need any help. I can hold onto this giant helium balloon all by myself.”
As expected, the Goldie the Giant completely dominated his opponent Prince Pupper in the second round by locking him into a sleeper hold.
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