Yeah, I was once in your place, getting hugs and kisses and being called “Fuzzy Wuzzy Pupper Wupper.” Now my name is “Move, I Wanna Sit Here.” Take my advice: soak up that love while you’re small, sweetheart.

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Yeah, I was once in your place, getting hugs and kisses and being called “Fuzzy Wuzzy Pupper Wupper.” Now my name is “Move, I Wanna Sit Here.” Take my advice: soak up that love while you’re small, sweetheart.
Smithsonian, via NTMTOM
“Flight 299, please check your approach, you’re coming in upside down. Say again, you’re trying to land upside down, over.”
It’s an entirely different kind of flying altogether, Andrew Y.
Residents of the upper lower greater tri-countries area are being cautioned to avoid swarms of doggofied killer bees. The species can become angry if provoked, but will calm down for sausages, bacon, or a nice game of fetch.