“Miss Flacknacker, call my broker and buy another 5,000 shares of Amalgamated Squeakytoy! Then bring me the contracts on the Chew-Eeze merger! And come light my cigar, do I have to do everything around here?!”
Wendell Borblethorpe, Dog Tycoon!
Funny
More funny than cute
The Doggo’s Court
Your Honor, the next case is Tonguelasher v. Smooshnoggin, in which plaintiff alleges defendant grabbed ball when it wasn’t his turn. Defendant denies allegations, citing Rubber v. Glue.
The Future’s Too Bright
Whoa, somebody close the drapes, man, because I had, like, way too much catnip last night, baby…
Hello There, Stranger!
“Say, you look like a capable sort of fellow, the kind who might have a certain deftness with power tools like a power saw, or perhaps a jackhammer. Might I impose upon you for a moment?”
