More funny than cute
“This is a case most diabolical,” muttered Inspector Lemieux as he examined the body on the floor. “Note, for example, no sign of forced entry, nor any trace of a murder weapon.” And yet within moments, Lemieux’s keen instincts would reveal the startling — and smelly — truth.
Berlin, May-2025, by maltman23, licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0
“Try to keep up, all right? I know that my hover powers give me super speed and all, but I need someone who can show up just after me without looking too winded. You think you can handle that, sport?”
Super-submitted by Arne.
Everything was in readiness. The human’s alarm clock had been set two hours late. The custard pies were carefully arranged at the bottom of the stairs. And the Miss Clarol for Cats “Mocha Magic” color was a perfect match. Now, all she had to do was wait.
Cat as land mine, by BryanAlexander, licensed under CC BY 2.0
“Greetings, fellow human dude person! I note that you are liking a cold brewski beverage that humans drink when they are thirsty! I also am thirsty human dude and request to share some of your beverage and discuss human sportsball!”
