From the parapets of his mighty castle, King Duckie surveys his domain. His fields are rich with peas and lettuce, and his happy subjects feather their nests. Indeed, everything was ducky in Duckieland.
Duck Dynasty
Funny
More funny than cute
Math-mutt-ics
My human’s advanced calculus class always puts me to sleep. The only math problem I understand is “If I have ten dog biscuits and eat nine of them, why am I still hungry?”
Backyard Bargain
Hey, kid. Yeah, you. Got a little proposition for ya, could be a sweet deal for both of us. You take out the trash bin every week, right? Well, let’s just say you “accidentally” leave the lid open next time — hey, it happens — and whatever I find we split fifty-fifty. Think about it, willya?
Web of Deceit
Unwilling to weave his web outdoors, a clever spider spins a plan that’s completely nuts, in this video found by reader Dana D.
