Tonight on WQTE-TV: Gubboiwatch, the glamorous and sexy adventures of lifeguard dogs who stand ready to rescue any swimmer in trouble, as long as someone throws a stick out to them first.
Who’s a Good Baywatch?
Funny
More funny than cute
Robo-Corgi!
Injured in a freak weed-whacker incident, Steve Waddlebooty was told he’d never walk again — until a top-secret robotics team gave him a second chance. “We can rebuild him,” they said. “Stronger… faster… taller.” Today he’s known as… The Six Million Dollar Corgi!
Everybody Was Kung-Mew Fighting
For longer than any could remember, the great martial arts master trained in his mountain temple, perfecting his deadly craft. Many came to challenge him, but none could withstand the force of his Leaping Tiger Death Whap.
Tales of the Fish Inspector Squad
It was Wednesday when the call came in. There was something fishy going on downtown. Our job: check it out. When we got there, the evidence was all laid out. It was too obvious, like a red herring…
