More funny than cute
I’m pretty sure I saw him leave early this morning. Said he was gonna patrol the whole neighborhood, he was getting behind on his patrolling, that’s where he’s been all day, so he couldn’t have knocked over your vase, which I know nothing about.
(All right, you’ve got this. Remember: smile, eye contact, stick to the script. Hook’em in three seconds. Always be closing. One door at a time. And above all, don’t let them think.)
Not that I need one! Okay, so I’ve had a couple beers, so what? The night’s young and I’m still raring to go. I’m just gonna rest my eyes for a bit…
via Elizabeth G.
Little is known about the structure of organized crime in the rodent community, but thanks to a “rat” within the organization, police have obtained this photo of a gang meeting featuring the leader known only as “Mr Big.”
He’s the big cheese, Elizabeth G.