Cat’s Eye in the Sky

Attention Employers! Are you squeezing the maximum value from your workforce? Make certain with Ceiling CAT (Comprehensive Attention Tracking) surveillance system.

Cat looks down from small hole in ceiling
Slacker acquired, recording…

Ceiling CAT gives you a top-down view of your workforce, identifying slackers, snackers, pencil stackers, gamers, knitters, quiet quitters, Facetokkers, Tikbookers, Flaknackers, anyone who looks suspiciously contented, and Communists.

closer look of cat in ceiling
I’ve… SEEN things. (Reddit)
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Links: Feeling Down?

Cute ducks, self-medicating orangutan, happy house bunny, and piano dog.

And finally: Play Us a Song, You’re the Piano Dog

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