More funny than cute
A pair of smiling, unblinking converts led Marsdon into the greenhouse. There he saw Miss Henderson unconscious next to a strange alien object. “She feels no pain,” said a convert. “Soon, just like her, you will awaken in your new body and feel happier… calmer… flakier.” Marsdon pulled out his revolver. “That’s where you’re wrong, you bloodless freaks! I’m flaky enough as it is!”
Nothing’s flakier than a cat, Andrew Y.
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Hope it comes with a crowbar, Andrew Y.
Tonight in the Big Box Theatre, the Cutetropolis Players are pleased to present The Princess and the Packing Peanut, the classic fairy tale about what happens when the world’s fussiest sleeper takes a job at Wal-Mart.
Talk about a cushy job, Andrew Y.
You’d think these two good-natured golden retrievers would be able to share a stuffed octopus — it’s got plenty of arms, after all. But no, they take turns stealing it from one another.