Welcoming a new pet can be an awkward experience at first. Your new companion may be shy among unfamiliar people and surroundings. Thoughtful pet owners will find ways to express their acceptance.
Send Me a Sign
Funny
More funny than cute
Mrs. Flenderson Has Opinions
“Well, I see the Roberson’s lawn still isn’t mowed. Why that lazy son of theirs can’t turn off that rock and roll long enough to cut it, I’ll never know. And the Spencer’s house next door is even worse, with those tacky plastic flamingos…”
Criss Cross
Will you get a load of this guy up there? He wants me to play with him, but I can’t because he won’t get off me. I guess this is what people mean by “cross purposes.”
All Green Thumbs
Your Honor, my client categorically denies that he had any part in digging up the garden and that the so-called “evidence” is purely circumstantial. We refer specifically to the precedent set in the matter of Me v. Your Lying Eyes.
