Form a single-file line, please. Don’t worry, there’s plenty of me for everybody. Have your money ready, and remember it’s all for a good cause.

More funny than cute
Form a single-file line, please. Don’t worry, there’s plenty of me for everybody. Have your money ready, and remember it’s all for a good cause.

As the skies grew darker and the car sped down the dark and dreary road, a feeling of dread came over Elrod, the sickening realization that he would once again be in the clutches of… the evil Doctor von Pokenprod!

Tonight on WQTE-TV: Gubboiwatch, the glamorous and sexy adventures of lifeguard dogs who stand ready to rescue any swimmer in trouble, as long as someone throws a stick out to them first.

Injured in a freak weed-whacker incident, Steve Waddlebooty was told he’d never walk again — until a top-secret robotics team gave him a second chance. “We can rebuild him,” they said. “Stronger… faster… taller.” Today he’s known as… The Six Million Dollar Corgi!
