More funny than cute
For longer than any could remember, the great martial arts master trained in his mountain temple, perfecting his deadly craft. Many came to challenge him, but none could withstand the force of his Leaping Tiger Death Whap.
It was Wednesday when the call came in. There was something fishy going on downtown. Our job: check it out. When we got there, the evidence was all laid out. It was too obvious, like a red herring…
Looks like somebody forgot to fill my water bowl again, so… lyurp, lyurp, lyurp…
During her recent trip outdoors, Mabel made two important observations: First, that unlike real humans, snowmen don’t feel warm when you put your nose between their legs; and second, snowmen don’t have legs.
Live and learn, Andrew Y.