Honest I do, and it really hurts! Ow! I’m going to need a lot of ice cream to numb the pain. Like, maybe two pints of caramel fudge ripple. And a pint of strawberry. Oh, and maybe some lemon sorbet as a palate cleanser.
I Got a Toofache
Pre-Publish
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I Just Needed to Vent
It’s really cold by my bed and the cat’s been picking on me and my kibble isn’t crunchy enough and my squeaky toy won’t squeak and…
I Wonder What the Dogs Are Doing Right Now
Something frightfully common, I should imagine. Sniffing each other and then running around the yard until their tongues drag in the dirt or some such rubbish. Ghastly beasts.
So Long, Suckers
You’d think these two good-natured golden retrievers would be able to share a stuffed octopus — it’s got plenty of arms, after all. But no, they take turns stealing it from one another.