This is the kind of expression that cats reserve for two types of situations: 1. Pulling a big steak of tuna from a shopping bag, or 2. Opening a crate and releasing five newly-adopted puppies.

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This is the kind of expression that cats reserve for two types of situations: 1. Pulling a big steak of tuna from a shopping bag, or 2. Opening a crate and releasing five newly-adopted puppies.

Hi, folks. In these times of fast food and quick snacks, it’s good to enjoy cooking the old-fashioned slow way. So in this six-part series, we’ll examine the entire process of making the perfect meal, from picking the right utensils to getting those finishing touches just right. It might take longer, but when we’re done, we’ll have the most perfect peanut butter and jelly sandwich you ever ate.

Breaking Mews — Tragedy in downtown Cutetropolis was narrowly averted today when the Monorail Cat almost ran out of track. According to eyewitnesses, the cat was distracted by a shiny object and shot through the station. An alert passenger regained control of the cat by saying “pspspspspsps.”

“Paws off, ladies! He’s mine! All mine!”
