Whoa, somebody close the drapes, man, because I had, like, way too much catnip last night, baby…

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Whoa, somebody close the drapes, man, because I had, like, way too much catnip last night, baby…

“Say, you look like a capable sort of fellow, the kind who might have a certain deftness with power tools like a power saw, or perhaps a jackhammer. Might I impose upon you for a moment?”

Your stupid human rules don’t apply to me! I take what I want! Your onion rings? They’re mine. That ice cream cone? Mine. Your dog’s water bowl? Mine, mine, mine.

Breaking News — Construction work on the Cutetropolis Bunway System has been halted due to a shortage of cardboard. Project planners blamed the problem on unauthorized nibbling.
