“Dude, I didn’t mean for things to get so out of hand. I knocked in some cotton balls, and they looked so cool swirling around that I knocked in more stuff, and that’s when they called you.”
Flush With Embarrassment
Pre-Publish
Parent category for posts waiting to be published
Horror of Horrors!
“Oh no, I can’t watch this part! This is the scene where the last surviving camper goes into the scary old house, then she slowly walks up the stairs, step by creaking step, until she reaches the top where she finds — an empty supper dish!“
I’ve Seen Things That’ll Curl Your Hair
You know, rollers, curling irons, hairspray… things like that.
Window Watchers
“Okay, kid, if you’re gonna join me on window duty, you gotta learn the rules. First, if it’s wearing a uniform, bark at it. If it’s a dog, bark at it. If it’s wearing a loud floral muu-muu and support stockings, that’s Grandma. We like Grandma.”
