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Do I Whiff a Waffle?

June 28, 2024June 28, 2024Not That Mike The Other Mike5 Comments

Guests of Cutetropolis stay at the elegant Stumbling Inn, the Jewel of Downtown since 1975. Unwind in newly renovated rooms featuring no more bullet holes, and start your day with complementary breakfast including Belgian waffles.

Cat lifts toaster waffle from a toaster with its mouth
I don’t recall a toaster being involved in the process, but okay. (Tumblr)
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Cute StuffCats, Kittens

Meat Affirmation

June 27, 2024June 27, 2024Not That Mike The Other Mike5 Comments

I am worthy of this meat. I deserve this meat. This meat is my destiny. I am swift. I am stealthy. I can take this meat. This meat is mine.

Cat stares at a plate of meat on a table
At least that piece on the top.
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Cute StuffCats, Kittens

Portrait of a Puppucinoholic

June 26, 2024June 26, 2024Not That Mike The Other Mike6 Comments

No, it’s not like that. I can quit anytime I want. It’s easy, I’ve quit dozens of times. But you know how it is, sometimes you just get that urge, and then you find yourself at the coffee drive-thru not knowing how you got there…

It was a moment of weakness, what can I say? (Imgur)
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Cute StuffDogs, Pups

Chick Flick

June 26, 2024June 26, 2024Not That Mike The Other Mike9 Comments

Tonight’s movie night in the henhouse, and the feature this evening is the horror classic Poultrygeist.

Yellow baby chicks look at an image on a phone being held up to their cage
Some of them were too chicken to watch. (Tumblr)
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UncategorizedBirds, Chickens
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