“(All right, just calm down. This is just for your license, it’s not going to hang in a museum. Be calm and casual, but don’t look like you’re trying to be calm and casual. Friendly, just a hint of a smile, aaaaaaannnnd…))

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“(All right, just calm down. This is just for your license, it’s not going to hang in a museum. Be calm and casual, but don’t look like you’re trying to be calm and casual. Friendly, just a hint of a smile, aaaaaaannnnd…))

It’s the perfect house for Kittie and all her super-cool friends to have slumber parties!

“Miss Flacknacker, call my broker and buy another 5,000 shares of Amalgamated Squeakytoy! Then bring me the contracts on the Chew-Eeze merger! And come light my cigar, do I have to do everything around here?!”

Your Honor, the next case is Tonguelasher v. Smooshnoggin, in which plaintiff alleges defendant grabbed ball when it wasn’t his turn. Defendant denies allegations, citing Rubber v. Glue.
