Elf OFF the Shelf

Consumer Alert: Stores are flooded with counterfeit versions of the infamous Elf on the Shelf, the doll that observes and reports bad behavior. Remember that only the genuine Elf on the Shelf provides your home with the decoration, surveillance and informant services your home needs this holiday season. Beware of (wait for it) knock offs.

cat knocks holiday decoration from a shelf

via Andrew Y.

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Creeping Christmas

The changes were subtle at first, but Ollie’s intuition told him something was happening. Sparkly lights in strange places. Tinsel where there would normally not be tinsel. Soon he could no longer deny the truth: It was beginning to look a lot like Christmas.

A cat stares at a wicker pole with a string of sparkling light wrapped around it.
Must be some sort of vine.

Suspicious Cat Eyes, by cogdogblog, CC0 1.0 Universal (CC0 1.0)

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Links: Happy Halloween!

A dog wears a white sheet with holes cut for the eyes

And finally: Grab Bag of Goodies!

From (in order) NTMTOM, Andrew Y., and two from Dana D.

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