Of all the greats in professional championship spitting, one name stands above all others: Sherman “Sure-shot” Ptooey, whose unique curled tongue method gave him 98.2 percent accuracy.
Cute Stuff
All the cute animals you crave: puppies, kittens, hamsters, hedgehogs, squid, ducklings, bunnies, raccoons, womba–All right, who added “squid”?
Links: Bird Dog
Am I your mommy?
German Shepherd Doesn’t Know She’s A Dog And “Mommies” Every Animal
Cuddle Buddies / YouTube, via NTMTOM
Cerberus Jr. guards the gates of H*ck.
48 Times Animals Were So Cute, People Had To Snap A Pic
Bored Panda, via NTMTOM
Note: Video over 40 minutes long.
8 Cats Welcomed Me to This Secret Guesthouse in Japan
YouTube, via Andrew Y.
And finally: Moist Owlette
Elizabeth G. shares a video with the most obvious headline ever.
Purrdy Takes the Plunge
Purrdy, the new cat of the Girl With the Dogs, is about to discover that there’s a downside to being adopted by a pet groomer: monthly baths.
Memo From Planetary Maintenance
As you may know, Planetary Maintenance has recently been placed under the auspices of the newly-created Department of Global Efficiency, which has installed a number of firmware updates. One such update appears to have reverted all complex systems of reproduction back to their single-cell methods. We are working to correct the matter.
Submitted in duplicate by reader DC.