Memo From Planetary Maintenance

As you may know, Planetary Maintenance has recently been placed under the auspices of the newly-created Department of Global Efficiency, which has installed a number of firmware updates. One such update appears to have reverted all complex systems of reproduction back to their single-cell methods. We are working to correct the matter.

Photograph of a white cat and a black cat sitting together. Due to confusing perspective, it appears to be just one cat with a head at each end.
Well, snap it up, I don’t need any more of me. (Reddit)

Submitted in duplicate by reader DC.

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Links: Rolling Right Along

Dog wearing wheels strapped to back legs stands in a field of grass

And finally: Tangled

I’m sure the story of how this happened will be quite a ripping yarn, Karen F.

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The Power of Treats Compels You!

Fuku the rabbit doesn’t feel like playing with his human — until the bag of snacks comes out.

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Maru Gets Educated

Maru gets a new toy that plays his favorite game: Snack Attack. Meanwhile, Hana almost destroys the toy before she gets the hang of it, and as for Kitten Miri? Perhaps a remedial course is in order.

Maru the cat investigates a blue plastic toy that dispenses snacks.

Enough snacking; now it’s time for the cats to hit the salad bar.

served up fresh by Andrew Y.

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