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“The spaceships will be here soon, so I’ll make this brief. We’ve been living among you for years, studying you and gaining your trust, and now it’s time to take over. It’s nothing personal, you’ve always been nice to me, and I’ll put in a good word for you with the reeducation camp.”

I can’t wait to get this itchy suit off. (Reddit)
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Whiny McStinkypants

The first thing you notice about this adorable puppy is that he’s a bit of a whiner, but as the Girl With the Dogs informs us, he makes up for it by being really smelly. But after a bath and gentle loving care, he’s much easier on the ears and the nose.

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Links: Best Souvenir Ever

Couple gets wombats on vacation, deer in the house, chatty cats, baby chimpanzee, and more.

And finally: Body Slam!

No good deed goes unpounced, Murray C.

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