To achieve Pink Consciousness, my pupil, you must think pink. Clear your mind of negative thoughts and focus on pinkness. Cotton candy. Bubble gum. A nice medium rare steak.
On Wednesdays We Wear Pink!
Links: Cat Chaos
I didn’t even float! Stupid clown LIED to me!
Pit Bull Reunites with Family After Disappearing into Storm Drain
People, via NTMTOM
It takes a village to raise a child.
Watch: Rare moment sperm whales help newborn to swim
AP News, via Karen F.
And finally: Meals on Wheels
Cats are so domesticated that now the food tracks them down. (via Andrew Y.)
The Trickle-Down Theory
According to leading doggoneomists, when water is allowed to roll off a dog’s tongue, its flavor is improved by up to 0.0000003 percent, and its thirst-quenching properties are enhanced by a factor of 7.3 hydrowhatevers.
Flat Cat Mat
As a cat, the art of camouflage can be an important ability to ensure your safety from dogs, toddlers, and the dreaded vacuum cleaner. Make note of useful hiding locations such as planters, boxes, and curtains. When these aren’t available, hide in plain sight by pretending to be a throw rug.
