In 1987, Rolf and Helen Snorfmarble testified in the trial of notorious feline gangster “Slasher” Slomopowitz. In exchange for their brave testimony, the Snorfmarbles were given new identities and placed in the witness protection program.

In 1987, Rolf and Helen Snorfmarble testified in the trial of notorious feline gangster “Slasher” Slomopowitz. In exchange for their brave testimony, the Snorfmarbles were given new identities and placed in the witness protection program.


Elizabeth G. shows us the Squirrel Distribution System in action.

We’ve been on a Maine Coon cat kick lately, so it’s fitting that the Girl With the Dogs should get a visit from the tiniest, cutest Maine Coon kitten you’ve ever seen.

People, via NTMTOM
Bored Panda, via NTMTOM
Elizabeth G. shares a man with the coolest job title: Duck Master.