“Dress me in silly costumes, do you? Then the force of my anger shall you face. Your expensive sofa? Those delicate drapes? Shred them, I shall!”

“Dress me in silly costumes, do you? Then the force of my anger shall you face. Your expensive sofa? Those delicate drapes? Shred them, I shall!”


NBC News, via Thérèse B.
Dexerto, via Andrew Y.
NPR, via Andrew Y.
Andrew Y. found these parakeets summoning something.
don’t invite me to the function unless we’re doing whatever the hell this is https://t.co/EcnbuCtJK2
— horse dentist (@equine__dentist) September 13, 2026
In this clever piece by artist Parastook, a puzzled polar bear has left his penguin pal behind. He’ll be the butt of jokes when he finds him. (via Andrew Y.)

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Puppies gathered in a carrier, by vetpetalliance, licensed under CC BY 4.0