No, that’s not a typo. She calls me that because I’m acute and I’m always right.

No, that’s not a typo. She calls me that because I’m acute and I’m always right.

The name’s Herder, Shep Herder. I’m in the chasing business. Sheep’s my specialty, but you name it, I chase it. Cats, salesmen — if it’s got legs, I can make it run.

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Good evening, wrestling fans, and welcome to Championship Potato Wrestling, featuring Tony “The Tiger” Tortellini against the undefeated champion Louis “Rotten” Augratin!
