“Welcome to Sunny Acres Estates! The homeowners association has assigned me as your wacky neighbor, which entities you to one walk-on appearance per day and no fewer than three one-liners per visit!”
Hello, I’m Your Wacky Neighbor
Boxers
Chair and Co-chair
Is it fair to share a chair if there’s somebody there? Do you care if I dare plant my dog derriere where there’s scant space to share? If you make me aware, I can bring a spare chair. Then we’ll both sit and stare.
Stella and Roxy, by alden0249, licensed under CC BY 2.0
Good Night, Poppy
Pampered pup Poppy is a perfect princess, and now it’s time for her to enjoy the most redonkulous bedtime routine ever, in this video found by reader A9.
Wendell Borblethorpe, Dog Tycoon!
“Miss Flacknacker, call my broker and buy another 5,000 shares of Amalgamated Squeakytoy! Then bring me the contracts on the Chew-Eeze merger! And come light my cigar, do I have to do everything around here?!”
