Unwilling to weave his web outdoors, a clever spider spins a plan that’s completely nuts, in this video found by reader Dana D.
Web of Deceit
Purring Panda?
Breaking News — The Cutetropolis Municipal Zoo has become engulfed in scandal as its most recent acquisition of a panda bear has been revealed to be an impostor. Reached for comment, zoo director Irwin Devious defended the action, saying “Look, do you have any idea how hard it is to get a real panda? There’s a waiting list, there’s paperwork — so I took a shortcut, sue me.”
Panda cat, by fox_kiyo, licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0
Links: Now You Too Can Get Shirt-faced
Order your Trashed Panda T-shirt here.
Next, someone needs to open a bar with this name.
Shelter raising thousands selling ‘Trashed Panda’ shirts featuring drunk raccoon
WTVR, via Allein
And then the seal says “Is this some kind of joke?”
A seal galumphs into a bar. The bartender says ‘Grab the salmon!’
NBC News, via NTMTOM
And finally: Is Mine Now
Kitty claims the new baby in this video found by Elizabeth G.
So Hard to Shop For
Hmm, I’m not really seeing any suits I like. The blue jumper is practical, I suppose, but I really had my heart set on a Spider-man onesie.
