Looking for a luxury catnap? Our product testing team at Consumer Retorts evaluated today’s top-of-the-line cat beds, grading them on comfort, style, and the ever-elusive “cat appeal.” And the top winner was… the box one of them came in. Figures.
I for one did not see this coming, Sharon H.
One fateful day, I’ve heard it said, Maru went and lost his head
He got in a box that was too small, then it could not be seen at all
So there he sat, a mindless torso, just like before but even more so
But clever Hana cracked the case. She found her friend’s familiar face
Stuck through a hole, alive and kicking, just waiting for a friendly licking.
Now we know the hole truth, Andrew Y.
And now, ladies and gentlemen, the Amazing Maru, aided by his lovely assistant Hana, will astound you by magically changing places with his other assistant, the not-quite-so-lovely Shishimai, right before your astonished eyes! How is this feat accomplished? Maru reveals the secret in bonus video, violating a cardinal rule of the Cat Magicians Guild (but it’s OK because Maru is the only member).
Abracatdabra, Andrew Y.
Sleep in it? Are you kidding? This, for your information, is a brand-new, top-of-the-line Nap-Itat 3500 from Katatonic Sleep Systems, the gold standard for next-gen cat bed technology. Climate-controlled, soundproof with a library of soothing background noises, and I paid extra for the heated memory foam mattress. So no, of course I don’t sleep in it. Would totally ruin the resale value.
Makes perfect sense to me, Sharon H.