Everything was in readiness. The human’s alarm clock had been set two hours late. The custard pies were carefully arranged at the bottom of the stairs. And the Miss Clarol for Cats “Mocha Magic” color was a perfect match. Now, all she had to do was wait.

Cat as land mine, by BryanAlexander, licensed under CC BY 2.0

Sentient Beanbag Chair — Left in apartment by previous tenant. Seats one adult. Whispers in Latin, may induce nightmares. Moving, must sell. Make offer.