Could your cat be spying on you? In its ever-widening quest to gather personal data, Big Tech has a new foot soldier: Cats, who can eavesdrop undetected in exchange for free tuna snacks from Amazon.
Pat under the blanket, by sarahstierch, CC0 1.0 Universal (CC0 1.0)
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Are You Looking for Me?, by alixlee.com (Ali Speakman), public domain
BREAKING MEWS — The tense standoff between Miss Mimsy Puffikins and her human family has entered its third hour with no breakthrough in the negotiations. According to mediators, Puffikins remains barricaded inside her pillow fort and has increased her demands to a plate of tuna and three catnip toys.
Everything was in readiness. The human’s alarm clock had been set two hours late. The custard pies were carefully arranged at the bottom of the stairs. And the Miss Clarol for Cats “Mocha Magic” color was a perfect match. Now, all she had to do was wait.
Cat as land mine, by BryanAlexander, licensed under CC BY 2.0